i don’t understand why i’m not in a relationship:
- i literally have no friends so we can hang out all day
- i have unlimited text messaging so i can text you as much as i want
- also, unlimited minutes, so we might as well talk 24/7 too
- i watch the news all the time so i can go inform you on any political topic
lol he dont know I wuz thinkin bout pussy the whole time
